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"You look like a small penis."
I think the most important thing in life is self-love, because if you don’t have self-love, and respect for everything about your own body, your own soul, your own capsule, then how can you have an authentic relationship with anyone else?
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
THIS DINOSAUR JUST WALKED INTO THE NIGHTCLUB AND FUCKING THREW UP ALL OVER EVERYTHING ADN SAID THAT
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
i think about this facebook group a lot
I’m going to die.
LITERALLY HOW TO MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL
did the priest’s head just explode.
This makes me smile so hard every time
5 second films
I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME
BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U
Miley Cyrus wearing a Hannah Montana shirt on stage
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me